conversations

these are conversations that i've heard lately.

they may or may not have taken place in our home.

 

a mom:  did you brush your teeth?
not wanting to lie, the boy doesn't answer.
mom:  when was the last time you brushed your teeth?

the boy:  sunday.

mom:  that was 3 days ago!!??!!

boy:  i can't find my toothbrush.

mom:  have you asked anyone if they've seen it?

boy:  no, you never told me to do that.

 

 

 

a dad was needing help moving some big things.

his helper was, well, not helping.

a frustrated dad yells:  what the hell are you doing?

the helper matching his daddy's tone:  are you cussing at me?

dad:  yes i am!

the brave helper not backing down:  well you can't do that.

the dad mumbles:  guess i just did.