daddy's defense system

 

see that.

yes, our grill has a hole in the back of it.

you have to be very intelligent - like my husband - to use it.

and yes, that is a coffee pot setting on it.

in the middle of winter.

 

all because

i can't stand the smell of coffee.

and neither can my boys.

husband smells nasty after he drinks it.

coffee breath is just awful.
and it even makes our house stink too.

 

bauer decided that coffee is

daddy's defense system.
since we all stay away when he drinks the stuff.

and because of that husband has been making his coffee in the backyard

in a mug with a lid

in the freezing cold.

 

oh how that man loves us!