Monday, September 17, 2012


these are conversations that i've heard lately.
they may or may not have taken place in our home.

a mom:  did you brush your teeth?
not wanting to lie, the boy doesn't answer.
mom:  when was the last time you brushed your teeth?
the boy:  sunday.
mom:  that was 3 days ago!!??!!
boy:  i can't find my toothbrush.
mom:  have you asked anyone if they've seen it?
boy:  no, you never told me to do that.
a dad was needing help moving some big things.
his helper was, well, not helping.
a frustrated dad yells:  what the hell are you doing?
the helper matching his daddy's tone:  are you cussing at me?
dad:  yes i am!
the brave helper not backing down:  well you can't do that.
the dad mumbles:  guess i just did. 

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